i jhust puked up my retainher.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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