She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Bring me that man meat
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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