If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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