BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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