Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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