Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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