dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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