Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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