seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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