oh god the rape fog is back!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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