i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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