ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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