And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
