Dual....:-)
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
