Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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