She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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