Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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