Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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