she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You're a waste of cheezeits
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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