just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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