We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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