I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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