yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize