margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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