absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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