There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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