so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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