On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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