yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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