ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm bleeding and have questions
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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