I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
COCAINE IS GR8
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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