Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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