Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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