return my video game
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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