dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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