belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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