I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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