Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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