only if we run a train.
done.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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