she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize