bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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