That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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