Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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