Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
this just has baby written all over it
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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