like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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