Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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