Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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