I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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