I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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