I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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