im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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