Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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