Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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