Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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